My stupid horse and his fucking friend just ran right into each other. People used to ride these things into battle. People used to be depended on these beasts for transport and the plowing of fields. People write novels and poems about these morons. Steven Spielberg made an entire movie based on how majestic and proud these creatures are. What a bunch of useless pieces of crap.
Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room
I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one soBut is itillegal
I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer
i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
and im waiting for my parents reaction
”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found
“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands
1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens
stop following me in front
If you’re not watching this, it’s a laugh from beginning to end. There. I surmised it.
gabe fucking newell actually said this
"I had sex with my pokemon! Am I at risk for laying eggs?"
"Will I get poisoned if I have sex with a poison type pokemon?"
"Is it possible for a human to breed with a pokemon?"
"Where are Metagross’…